Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.
These comments. Pure gold.
reblogged from drunken-spiders
originally posted by moodgelet
- lovesabrinalynn reblogged this from foundstrength
- stubmle reblogged this from beardlythoughts
- nookienostradamus reblogged this from kitiara and added:
- mudandlipstick likes this
- allthesailors reblogged this from tulvinta
- mendeademilio reblogged this from quick-beforewedestroyitall and added:
- catydid13 reblogged this from bookofspirit
- tulvinta reblogged this from geekygirlfitness
- a-muse-dly reblogged this from melancholic-harlot
- jimito likes this
- lovemelike-iloveme reblogged this from karenisfearless
- quick-beforewedestroyitall reblogged this from melancholic-harlot
- melancholic-harlot reblogged this from alexsexyasskarth
- four-those-who-have-a-heart likes this
- maradin-apple reblogged this from crazywoolf
- ayane458 reblogged this from alexsexyasskarth
- ayane458 likes this
- b0wchikka likes this
- alexsexyasskarth reblogged this from c-rookedyoung
- c-rookedyoung reblogged this from unholy-god
- black-white-pitches reblogged this from bestfriends-means-4ever-cunt
- tinyzalosta likes this
- pussydestr0yerr likes this
- snakegotatumblr likes this
- stepupyoweave reblogged this from frozenapple92
- frozenapple92 reblogged this from mylittlegaythoughts
- mylittlegaythoughts reblogged this from crazywoolf
- find-me-at-lovejazminnie likes this
- monstersjaw reblogged this from pedroloo
- skinnylove-lyy likes this
- heyeheyhdjddkdkdk reblogged this from letstakeachanceletsmakeitright
- attackofthematt reblogged this from crazywoolf
- endlessjourneytohell likes this
- beetletooth likes this
- hailboppin likes this
- artistic-runner likes this
- getfitcountdown likes this
- starryysummernights likes this
- shanybayybeh reblogged this from cookcleantraindirty
- vulnerableheartsclub likes this
- breathe-in-the-stardust likes this
- aintnobodygottimeforbitches reblogged this from talkfitbefit
- strongfitthealthy reblogged this from running-is-cuning
- running-is-cuning reblogged this from strong-sexy-fit
- fatlife-fitlife-funlife reblogged this from geekygirlfitness
- becomeabetter-you likes this
- pedroloo reblogged this from societiesjester
- mydogisawsome reblogged this from lucinedreams
- thebrightsakura reblogged this from sarbeaarr